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How To Speak Black Country

How To Speak Black Country

How Black Country Bin Ya?

Try Ower Black Country Test An See How Black Country Yow Am!

Translate the following sentences from Black Country to everyday English
Score yourself 1 point
for each one that you know & see how
Black Country yow bin!

0-5 pts Brummie!
6-10 pts Bay Bad
11-15 pts Yow Ay Saft
16-18 pts Blummin’ Bostin’

(Answers Are At The Bottom Of ThePage)
 

How Black Country Bin Ya?

1, Thee cossant see as good
    as thee cust cost thee?

10, Warra cowin rigmarole!

2, Keep out thee oss road!

11, Ar bin all round the Reekin'

3, Yam saft as a bottle of pop.

12, Thee cossant say thee wossant,
      cus thee wost.

4, Arm tekkin’ the whammel
    up tha cut.

13, Me babby’s blartin.

5, It ay arf black ova Bill’s muva’s.

14, Gerrit down ya wassin!

6, Arv bin shappin’ for some suck.

15, Arm gerrin’ Kaylied ay i!

7, stop rylin ya daft apeth

16, Arl gee yow a threapin’ if yow
      dow pack it in!

8, Ar cud ate a scabby oss or
     Arm clammed ter jeff

17, He could ate 2 taerters mower
      than a tunky pig.

9, Put wud in the 'ole.

18, Yow’m a boster fower dooin’
      aer quiz – Tara-a-bit!

 

 

How Black Country Bin ya?
Answers
1, You cannot see as good as you could, can you?

2, Get out of the way!

3, You are silly.

4, I’m taking the dog for a walk over the canal.

5, Looks like rain is coming.

6,  I have been shopping for sweets.

7, Stop riggling, you silly person

8, Both are terms for I am hungry.

9, Shut the door.

10, What a carry on.

11, I have been all over the place.

12, You cannot say you was not, because you were!

13, My baby is crying.

14, Eat/Drink up!

15, I do believe I’m getting drunk.

16, I’ll give you a beating if you do not cease what you are up to!

17, He is very greedy.

18, Your a great person for
      doing our quiz – Goodbye.

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